Trump Haikus will be on a short break the next few days.
In the meantime, read this.
Monday, February 20, 2017
Haiku #42: Take a Break from Trump
This Presidents Day,
Unplug from the one we've got;
Know we'll be just fine.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Haiku #41: Don't Let Them Divide Us
How do we stop Trump
From his real goal: Culture war...
...Just keep holding hands.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Haiku #40: Maybe Try Presidenting?
Campaign stop in Feb.?
Whatever floats your boat, man --
Thin skins need ego boosts.
Friday, February 17, 2017
Haiku #39: Self-Care Amidst Stress
In turbulent times
Pause, breathe, remember you must first
Put on your own mask.
The Washington Post:
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Haiku #38: Fighting the Wrong Enemy
Hey, Prez and intel. --
There's an enemy out there;
It ain't each other.
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Haiku #37: Chaos, Chaos, and More Chaos
Less than a month in --
Russia, bans, walls, Nordstorm, Flynn...
Pure friggin' chaos.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Haiku #36: Valentine for Trump
Roses are red, and
Violets are blue; to be loved...
...Must love yourself too.
Monday, February 13, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Haiku #34: Channel the Children
So, Trump's got ya down?
See through childlike, hopeful eyes;
And fight on, for kids.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Haiku #33: Law and Disorder
Courts say let 'em in
So Trump tells ICE: Round 'em up --
Law and disorder.
Friday, February 10, 2017
Haiku #32: 9th Circuit Does Its Job
Ban on Bannon's ban
Amidst banter, stay banded
Our banner: "Welcome."
Amidst banter, stay banded
Our banner: "Welcome."
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Haiku #31: What's the Real Agenda?
Watch all the minions
While we're distracted by tweets;
Are we crying wolf?
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Haiku #30: Resist and Persist
Mitch man-splains to Liz
"Chill out," but #ShePersisted;
New rallying cry.
"Chill out," but #ShePersisted;
New rallying cry.
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Haiku #29: Paying for Power
Gotta draw the line
When billionaires pay to lead;
Don't mess with our kids.
(Let's just put kids first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXzsOVQ6Wc)
When billionaires pay to lead;
Don't mess with our kids.
(Let's just put kids first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXzsOVQ6Wc)
Monday, February 6, 2017
Haiku #28: Hugs not Hate
Thrust into chaos,
Refugees rush to get
in,
We should hug not
hate.
(Data on refugees and asylum-seekers: http://www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2017/2/6/14516520/refugee-asylum-demographics-muslim-christian)
Sunday, February 5, 2017
Haiku #27: Corporations Chime In
Yay,
SuperBowl ads!
Focus groups want compassion;
Props, Audi and Bud
Focus groups want compassion;
Props, Audi and Bud
(Audi ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34)
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Haiku #26: Stress on the System
Checks and balances,
Gears of the system working--
Working overtime.
Gears of the system working--
Working overtime.
Friday, February 3, 2017
Haiku #25: Aussie Relations
Trump's
Diplomacy:
Piss off our longtime allies;
This ain't us, Aussies!
Piss off our longtime allies;
This ain't us, Aussies!
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Haiku #24: National Prayer Breakfast
Trump's mandate:
Let's pray
(For Arnold's ratings, that is);
Yours in toilet too!
(For Arnold's ratings, that is);
Yours in toilet too!
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Haiku #23: Distract and Divide
The ban's a 'shock event'
Meant to divide us further;
Hmm...what's the real goal?
Meant to divide us further;
Hmm...what's the real goal?
Haiku #22: Have an Original Thought!
Penny
for your thoughts,
Melania and DeVos,
Plagiarists in Chief.
Melania and DeVos,
Plagiarists in Chief.
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