Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Friday, March 31, 2017
Haiku #68: Make the Economy Great Again?
Trump's economy:
Manufacture, coal, cut trade...
Yay for regress! #MAGA
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Haiku #67: Nunes Nonsense
Trump drama nonstop,
House Intel a clusterf*ck,
Head spinning like top.
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Haiku #66: Not Quite an Independent Investigation
Nunes the latest clown
Tripping over his own feet;
Collude, then distract.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Haiku #65: Profits & Power Plants over Planet
Mother Earth weeping
At climate rollbacks, and I
Weep for my kid's kids.
Monday, March 27, 2017
Haiku #64: Divided We Fall
TrumpCare exposed rifts --
Repubs only ever shared
Hillary-hating.
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Haiku #63: My New Favorite Thing
Mindy and Cory!!!
No pressure, but we NEED this --
Please make it happen.
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Haiku #62: Man Without a Plan
"Leader" Paul Ryan
Had wonk talk, but no real plan;
Own caucus knew it.
Friday, March 24, 2017
Haiku #61: And a Child Shall Lead Us...
Hey folks, look at me!
I'm a tough guy in a truck!
(More proof I'm a child.)
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Haiku #60: Healthcare in the Balance
Nutshell: Today's vote --
Take from uninsured millions
And give to the rich.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Haiku #59: Chaos the New Norm?
A world in chaos;
London, South Sudan, Brexit --
Wish Trump stabilized.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Haiku #58: Everything is Political
Probes, hearings, grandstands
Machinations of Gov'ment;
Self-imposed drama.
Monday, March 20, 2017
Haiku #57: United States of Russia
Comey turnabout
Trump team's ties sound smoke alarm --
But is there a fire?
Haiku #56: Fake News
"Level-headed Trump
Stops tweeting and starts leading..."
Now THAT's some fake news.
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Haiku #55: Budget = Priorities
Here's a grand idea!
Cut Meals on Wheels and clean air
While spending on war.
Friday, March 17, 2017
Haiku #54: March Madness
Budget cuts, healthcare,
Wiretaps, banned bans -- it's madness;
Just give me bball.
Thursday, March 16, 2017
Haiku #53: History Repeating
Deja vu: Ban banned
Veiled racism; Trump must learn:
Words matter. Courts too!
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Haiku #52: Insufficient Funds
Tax returns were lame.
Congress, time for Trump to show
The real money trail.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Haiku #51: Eyes on the Ball
Laugh and tweet about
#MicrowaveGate, but stay woke...
...Their goal: Distraction.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Haiku #50: Overly Wishful Thinking
When a healthcare bill --
Or Trump -- shows you who they are...
Friggin' believe them!
Haiku #49: Underdog: The Truth
Spicer hates the press;
Pruitt denies climate change:
Team Trump's war on truth.
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Haiku #48: Humor is the Key
Gift from the gods;
Keep laughing in time of Trump,
Thanks, space-age baby!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/anatomy-masterpiece-13-reasons-funniest-video-year-pure-comedy/
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Haiku #47: Winter Has Already Come
Game of Thrones -- JULY?!
Ah well, winter came early
(On November Eighth)
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Haiku #46: "Nobody Knew Healthcare Could Be So Complicated"
Weird look for Repubs
Party of No is rusty...
Governing's tough, huh?
Monday, March 6, 2017
Haiku #45: Paranoia Meets Self-Loathing
SNL skit pitch:
A gold-robed Trump pounds ice cream
While Googling himself.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Haiku #44: Exhausted
Not yet two months in
Calls for probes, E.O.s, courts, tweets --
Just. So. Exhausted.
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Haiku #43: Unhinged
Obama wiretapped...?
Overheard at Trump Tower:
"Hey Vlad! Yuuuge Hacking!"
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