Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Friday, June 30, 2017
Haiku #154: A Slightly More Pleasant July 4th Weekend
Repubs did smart thing:
Shelve healthcare vote to avoid
Mad constituents.
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Haiku #153: Libertarians & Moderates: Strange Healthcare Bedfellows
Rand Paul: Let 'em die
Dems, moderates: safety net!
Bizarre bedfellows.
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Haiku #152: Lies, Lies, & More Lies
#CBOSCORE is
Bogus; bill helps poor -- trust me,
I'm a Trump U grad.
Monday, June 26, 2017
Haiku #151: The Hypocrisatic (sic) Oath
AMA: Heck no!
Sorry, but I trust doctors
Not politicians
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Haiku #150: Pretending to Care about Election Integrity
Blaming Russian hacks
On Barack is...comical;
Suddenly Trump cares!
Haiku #149: Broken Promises on Healthcare (Shocker!)
Trump: "You'll have the best"
Instead, we get a raw deal:
Worse care, higher costs.
Friday, June 23, 2017
Haiku #148: Skeptical & Grizzled on Healthcare
Briefly had hope when
Trump called House bill "mean", "needs heart" --
But I'm battle-worn.
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Haiku #147: The Most Basic Need
Either you believe
Healthcare is a human right
Or you're a meanie.
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Haiku #146: Take from the Poor & Give (Tax Breaks) to the Rich
When you hear "reform,"
Just ask one simple question:
Will rich get richer?
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Haiku #145: Let Us See What You're Doing to Our Healthcare!
Whether pro- or con-
Obamacare; at least it
Wasn't in the dark.
Monday, June 19, 2017
Haiku #144: Stay the Course...?
My daily quandary:
Resist? Fight? Be a change agent?
So much wrong. So tired.
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Haiku #143: If Only Daddy Said You Were Good Enough...
Such a sweet Trump Tweet--
Daddy didn't love him; and
A child shall lead us.
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Haiku #142: Don't Get Distracted
Look away from Trump
Look towards secretive Senate
Dismantling healthcare.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/06/the_senate_s_health_care_secrecy_will_hurt_millions.html
Friday, June 16, 2017
Haiku #141: The 140-Character President
So did Trump obstruct?
He tweets it's just a witch hunt
Guess that settles it.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Haiku #140: The Turning Political Tide?
Bureau says: Trump may
Have blocked getting to answers;
America goes: "Duh!"
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
Haiku #139: United Against Violence
Red and Blue unite
(Sad it's due to a shooting)
Can we sustain this?
Monday, June 12, 2017
Haiku #138: Some Terrorism is Homegrown
Heart's with Pulse victims;
Remember we're terrorized
By guns, not just bombs.
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Haiku #137: Haven't You Learned By Now Not to Believe Anything I Say??
Trump: "I'll testify"
Schumer, Dems: "Sweet, then do it"
Trump: "Ha! I'm all talk."
Haiku #136: Thinly Veiled Intolerance
Trump emboldens fringe
"Anti-Sharia" Marches?
Come on. Check your fear.
Friday, June 9, 2017
Haiku #135: One of 'Em is Lying
Who's more trustworthy
Law enforcer or con man?
Super tough call, huh.
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Haiku #134: Impeached for Less...
Friendly reminder
Of why Nixon was impeached:
Good ole' Obstruction...
Haiku #133: Comey Don't Play That!
Comey testifies:
I tracked shady chats, shared notes...
Comey don't play that!
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Haiku #132: Deafening Silence from the Right on #TrumpRussia
New revelation:
Russia hacked voting machines
Repubs concerned YET??
Monday, June 5, 2017
Haiku #131: Giving the Left a Bad Name
Yo, Kathy Griffin,
Bill Maher: You're hurting the cause
For some nervous laughs.
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Haiku #130: The Real Travesty
Feeling for London
Broader loss: Living in fear
Don't let them (or Trump).
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Haiku #129: Pray for London & for Us All
My despair's about
More than Trump; it's bombs, fear, hate...
Hard to stay upbeat.
Friday, June 2, 2017
Haiku #128: Make America Stupid & Scared Again
Trump's America:
Walls, bans, deny climate change
Leading from behind.
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Haiku #127: Paris Accord Discord
With us on Paris:
Syria, Nicaragua;
#ClimateChangeIsReal
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