Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Haiku #49: Underdog: The Truth
Spicer hates the press;
Pruitt denies climate change:
Team Trump's war on truth.
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Haiku #48: Humor is the Key
Gift from the gods;
Keep laughing in time of Trump,
Thanks, space-age baby!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/anatomy-masterpiece-13-reasons-funniest-video-year-pure-comedy/
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Haiku #47: Winter Has Already Come
Game of Thrones -- JULY?!
Ah well, winter came early
(On November Eighth)
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Haiku #46: "Nobody Knew Healthcare Could Be So Complicated"
Weird look for Repubs
Party of No is rusty...
Governing's tough, huh?
Monday, March 6, 2017
Haiku #45: Paranoia Meets Self-Loathing
SNL skit pitch:
A gold-robed Trump pounds ice cream
While Googling himself.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Haiku #44: Exhausted
Not yet two months in
Calls for probes, E.O.s, courts, tweets --
Just. So. Exhausted.
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Haiku #43: Unhinged
Obama wiretapped...?
Overheard at Trump Tower:
"Hey Vlad! Yuuuge Hacking!"
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