Haiku #163: Trump's Midas Touch

Sessions says he'll stay,

Goes from hated to hero;

Comey déjà vu.

Haiku #162: Stay Classy, Trump Administration!

The Mooch and The Don;

Role models (ahem, mobsters?) --

Crasser the better.

 

Haiku #161: Bi-Partisan Fix vs Uni-Partisan Repeal?

Mavericky McCain;
Then Schumer to McConnell:
"So...call me, maybe?"

Haiku Hiatus

The Trump Haikus will be back in a few weeks. 

In the meantime, read this!

Haiku #160: Trump the Role Model (LOL)

Ethics chief resigns;
Don't confuse legality
With morality.

 

Haiku #159: The Ultimate Distraction

If sh*t goes down with

North Korea; forget not

About #TrumpRussia.

 

Haiku #158: Just Add It to the List!

Already so stressed

Health "reform," Trump's tweets, SCOTUS...

North Korea too??

 

Haiku #157: Freedom Requires Regular Maintenance

Freedom, once hard-earned,

Still a fragile, fickle child

Needing love and care.

Haiku #156: A Weak Strongman

Trump bodyslams news;

Just because you don't like it

Doesn't mean it's "fake."

 

Haiku #155: Will Enough Misogyny EVER be Enough?

Just in! Breaking news!

Trump insults more women, yet

Has Teflon support.