Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Friday, May 26, 2017
Haiku #120: Schadenfreude
If it's wrong to smile
At Pope's, Macron's diss; then I
Don't wanna be right.
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Haiku #119: The Pope is Dope
Trump: It's an honor
Pope: Sure, dude. Honestly though --
Climate change is real.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Haiku #118: The Disappearing Safety Net
#TrumpBudget makes clear:
War is the priority;
Sucks for poor and Earth.
Monday, May 22, 2017
Haiku #117: Constitutional Cowardice
Flynn: "I plead the Fifth"
(Always code for "I'm guilty")
Hide behind Founders.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Haiku #116: An Accelerated Idiocracy
Russia stuff aside,
Is an Idiocracy
Grounds for impeachment?
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Haiku #115: Some Words Rhyme!
Grumpy, frumpy Trump
Plumpy, dumpy, crummy Trump
Dump Trump. On his rump.
Friday, May 19, 2017
Haiku #114: Unplugging Required
Trump news overwhelms
This weekend: No WaPo, Times;
Instead: EPL.
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