Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Haiku #21: Team of "Yes" Men
Don't dare take a stand --
So much for Team of Rivals --
My catchline? You're fired.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Haiku #20: Exec Orders the New Norm?
Governing by force;
Founding Fathers roll over,
Democracy weeps.
(The process is as disturbing as the policies...
You're not a private company CEO anymore, dude!)
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Haiku #19: Mass Chaos
Lawyers in airports,
Fear and anger the new norm;
Elections matter!
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Haiku #18: Catching Dolphins Not Tuna
Why use a wide net
When a laser is needed?
Empathy lacking.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Haiku #17: Need a Distraction
Week one of Prez Trump
Disastrous; but no worries--
It's Fed v Rafa!
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Haiku #16: #NoBanNoWall
Campaign red meat -- to
Keep 'em out, kick 'em out; but
We're all immigrants.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Haiku #15: Control the Media, Control the People
Strong-arm media,
Scrub climate change from website;
All hail TrumPutin.
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