Haiku #95: Correspondents' Dinner Sans Guest of Honor

Trump skips fun dinner

Too thin-skinned to take a joke;

Bullies dish, can't take.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-night-donald-trump-failed-to-break-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner/2017/04/30/02a10172-2d23-11e7-be51-b3fc6ff7faee_story.html

Haiku #94: The Great Divider

Trump's Harrisburg speech: 

Us v. Them Mentality...

Fresh wounds never heal.

Haiku #93: What Gives, Man?

Wait...hundred days, but

Only ninety-three haikus???

So much injustice!

 

Haiku #92: #First100Days

Yay! 100 days!

Fake, artificial checkpoint;
Still...been pure chaos.

Haiku #91: Brothas from Anotha Motha?

In some universe
Kim Jong-un and Trump are buds;
Insecure alphas.

Haiku #90: You Can Take the Bully Outta Manhattan...

Yo, @RealDonaldTrump --

You's gots to work WITH Congress;

Strong-arming's futile.

 

Haiku #89: Insecurity Breeds Perception Obsession

Trump's occupations:

Optics and corporations;

Not on list: People.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/04/donald_trump_s_defining_trait_his_insecurity.html