Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Haiku #113: A National Embarrassment
Trump's Teflon with base
Look past flaws, blame MSM;
How long can that last?
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Haiku #112: Trump Leaks Himself
Russia leaks are bad
Leaders, intel sources think:
Trust THIS dude? Nah. Thanks.
Haiku #111: Constant Chaos
Breathless media
Keeping Trump out of shadows
Let's all take a breath.
Monday, May 15, 2017
Haiku #110: Chill with the Impeachment Stuff
Inquiries will find...
Sketchiness...but we knew that;
We're stuck for four years.
Sunday, May 14, 2017
Haiku #109: Ode to Ivana, Marla, and Melania
Trump baby-mamas:
Good job given deadbeat Dad;
Happy Mother's Day!
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Haiku #108: The Only Way for Things to Change
Outrage at Orange
Must be shared by Blue AND Red;
Need pressure within.
Friday, May 12, 2017
Haiku #107: Comey Demurred
Trump and Comey dine
Comey: "Can I keep my job?"
Trump: "Be loyal" (wink).
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