Your Daily Trump Haiku
Sometimes witty, always 5-7-5-syllabled, commentary on Team Trump.
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#TrumpRussia
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Thursday, August 3, 2017
Haiku #164: A Legislative Achievement! (Signed in Private)
Trump signed a real bill!
Hand forced on Russian sanctions...
So tired of winning.
Thursday, July 6, 2017
Haiku #159: The Ultimate Distraction
If sh*t goes down with
North Korea; forget not
About #TrumpRussia.
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Haiku #150: Pretending to Care about Election Integrity
Blaming Russian hacks
On Barack is...comical;
Suddenly Trump cares!
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Haiku #137: Haven't You Learned By Now Not to Believe Anything I Say??
Trump: "I'll testify"
Schumer, Dems: "Sweet, then do it"
Trump: "Ha! I'm all talk."
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Haiku #134: Impeached for Less...
Friendly reminder
Of why Nixon was impeached:
Good ole' Obstruction...
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Haiku #121: Jared's Real Role: Do the Dirty Work
Kushner in crosshairs
So we're supposed to believe
Daddy didn't know??
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Haiku #112: Trump Leaks Himself
Russia leaks are bad
Leaders, intel sources think:
Trust THIS dude? Nah. Thanks.
Haiku #111: Constant Chaos
Breathless media
Keeping Trump out of shadows
Let's all take a breath.
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Haiku #105: Can a Corrupted Bureau Still Prove...Corruption?
Unhinged and unchecked
Constitution in crisis
How will this all end??!
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