Trump signed a real bill!
Hand forced on Russian sanctions...
So tired of winning.
Showing posts with label trump haikus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trump haikus. Show all posts
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Monday, July 31, 2017
Sunday, July 30, 2017
Haiku #162: Stay Classy, Trump Administration!
The Mooch and The Don;
Role models (ahem, mobsters?) --
Crasser the better.
Friday, July 7, 2017
Thursday, July 6, 2017
Haiku #159: The Ultimate Distraction
If sh*t goes down with
North Korea; forget not
About #TrumpRussia.
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Haiku #158: Just Add It to the List!
Already so stressed
Health "reform," Trump's tweets, SCOTUS...
North Korea too??
Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Haiku #157: Freedom Requires Regular Maintenance
Freedom, once hard-earned,
Still a fragile, fickle child
Needing love and care.
Monday, July 3, 2017
Haiku #156: A Weak Strongman
Trump bodyslams news;
Just because you don't like it
Doesn't mean it's "fake."
Saturday, July 1, 2017
Haiku #155: Will Enough Misogyny EVER be Enough?
Just in! Breaking news!
Trump insults more women, yet
Has Teflon support.
Friday, June 30, 2017
Haiku #154: A Slightly More Pleasant July 4th Weekend
Repubs did smart thing:
Shelve healthcare vote to avoid
Mad constituents.
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Haiku #152: Lies, Lies, & More Lies
#CBOSCORE is
Bogus; bill helps poor -- trust me,
I'm a Trump U grad.
Monday, June 26, 2017
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Haiku #150: Pretending to Care about Election Integrity
Blaming Russian hacks
On Barack is...comical;
Suddenly Trump cares!
Haiku #149: Broken Promises on Healthcare (Shocker!)
Trump: "You'll have the best"
Instead, we get a raw deal:
Worse care, higher costs.
Friday, June 23, 2017
Haiku #148: Skeptical & Grizzled on Healthcare
Briefly had hope when
Trump called House bill "mean", "needs heart" --
But I'm battle-worn.
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Haiku #146: Take from the Poor & Give (Tax Breaks) to the Rich
When you hear "reform,"
Just ask one simple question:
Will rich get richer?
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Haiku #145: Let Us See What You're Doing to Our Healthcare!
Whether pro- or con-
Obamacare; at least it
Wasn't in the dark.
Monday, June 19, 2017
Haiku #144: Stay the Course...?
My daily quandary:
Resist? Fight? Be a change agent?
So much wrong. So tired.
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Haiku #143: If Only Daddy Said You Were Good Enough...
Such a sweet Trump Tweet--
Daddy didn't love him; and
A child shall lead us.
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