Haiku #162: Stay Classy, Trump Administration!

The Mooch and The Don;

Role models (ahem, mobsters?) --

Crasser the better.

 

Haiku #159: The Ultimate Distraction

If sh*t goes down with

North Korea; forget not

About #TrumpRussia.

 

Haiku #156: A Weak Strongman

Trump bodyslams news;

Just because you don't like it

Doesn't mean it's "fake."

 

Haiku #141: The 140-Character President

So did Trump obstruct?

He tweets it's just a witch hunt

Guess that settles it.